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Episode 2: CAMERA CAMERA, HATER HATER
Pat and Dylan try a new promotional Frappuccino and things immediately go sideways. And then it gets worse. They experience a caffeine-induced mania that teaches them the limits of their shocking views on Black Excellence, sexual liberation, and basic social decency. Comment, like, and subscribe if you wanna see us host the VMAs next year.
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“This is why the Israelites don’t believe in breakfast!”
“It’s too tenuous for lightskins right now, ever since DJ Envy had a meltdown!”
“Or for you, Slim Jesus ain’t slim no more!”
“Flexing his Beyonce follow on Twitter!”
“Maybe if Complex didn’t keep casting corny ass mixed race reporters, people would fuck with us!”
Now I'm Confused
Episode 1: This Lox Boutta Smack
Two Yale students, Pat and Dylan, try to find their paths in life while at college. Their inability to fit-in and belief that millennials are wildin’ always gets them into trouble. Real life is funnier than fiction in notwokeifyoushook.com‘s first genre-bending, Internet-spawned, original series: Now I’m Confused. Based on true events, see what happens when a kid from Brooklyn who thinks DeRay is a government Op and a kid from Cleveland who don’t fuck with “foodies” meet at college. Probably have to watch this at least three times to really appreciate it, ya dig!
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“You Ever Heard of Vocabularical Gentrification?”
“Hillary, we have a professional Black man on stage.”
“Have you ever actually watched Dear White People?”
“I think it’s the greatest intro scene of all time.”
“If you treat it like satire, it’s amazing.”
“It’s super placebo syndrome-y.”
‘Well, I respect your ambition Willie, but you got to have vision!”